Disclaimer: This series of posts will contain a series of scenes and perhaps in the end entire episodes for download in script form to cover items that the show was unable for various reasons to show us. While some scenes will naturally be humorous this entire project and what will come after it is entirely serious. It is also a precursor to Connor Chronicles Online where I will be writing entirely new episodes for the show…AKA Season 3 and beyond. So brace yourselves for new SCC.

Int. Connor House- Living Room- Night

John finally comes back from wherever he’s been when he should have been home. And watches Cameron silently as she watches some kind of MTV style music channel on the television.

JOHN
Hey killer Robot.

CAMERON
John your mother is upset.

JOHN
What else is new?

CAMERON
I’m learning how to dance so I can
take Morris to the prom.

They both watch as hot chicks gyrate across the screen, in super duper slow motion.

CAMERON
I can do that but it’s not very optimal.

JOHN
Nor is it dancing.

CAMERON
Is she having a seizure?

JOHN
No, but she’s gyrating, not dancing.

Cameron stands up and begins to gyrate, but she does it with such grace and accuracy it’s downright eerie.

CAMERON
Do I gyrate well John Connor?

John can’t help himself. It’s totally natural to be drawn towards a sexy girl his age. Especially one gyrating in such a perfect drop dead sexy manner.

SARAH
Killer Robot. Get to bed. Now John.
And you Tin Man take some dancing
lessons or something.

CAMERON
Yes. I shall expand my programming.
I’ll make a good dancer too, I know all
about the human body and how it works.

SARAH
Yeah. I know. It makes you a more
efficient killer.

CAMERON
A killer dancing partner, I’m taking
Morris to the Prom.

For once Sarah has nothing to add. She turns and leaves the room. Cameron stands there for a moment, then slowly begins to gyrate.

CAMERON
Perfection.

Ross Out

Long Live SCC!

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